1.
Cabin in the woods,
Banshee-like POV shots,
Bad tree-rape ju-ju.
2.
Sequel or remake?
Who cares? Blood-red black humour:
Chainsaw versus hand.
3.
Army of darkness
Trying to fuck up your shit?
Shop smart – shop S-Mart!
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
RAIMIFEST: the Evil Haiku trilogy
Bryce at Things That Don’t Suck is hosting a week-long celebration of Sam Raimi’s career. Things kicked off in final style a couple of days ago. Now along comes my first contribution to lower the tone.
1.
Cabin in the woods,
Banshee-like POV shots,
Bad tree-rape ju-ju.
2.
Sequel or remake?
Who cares? Blood-red black humour:
Chainsaw versus hand.
3.
Army of darkness
Trying to fuck up your shit?
Shop smart – shop S-Mart!
1.
Cabin in the woods,
Banshee-like POV shots,
Bad tree-rape ju-ju.
2.
Sequel or remake?
Who cares? Blood-red black humour:
Chainsaw versus hand.
3.
Army of darkness
Trying to fuck up your shit?
Shop smart – shop S-Mart!
"Bad tree-rape ju-ju"
ReplyDeleteClassic. Wasn't that the title of a John Lee Hooker album? ;-)
--J/Metro
Best album JLH never made.
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